☻Celibacy is not hereditary
☻Familiarity breeds children
☻Life is sexually transmitted
☻We do precision guesswork
☻Born free . . . Taxed to death
☻If it's too loud, you're too old
☻Common sense isn't common
☻Nothing succeeds like excess
☻Do pilots take crash-courses?
☻If it ain't broke, fix it until it is
☻The older I get, the older old is
☻Relax, its only Ones and Zeros
☻A closed mouth gathers no feet
☻Do witches run spell checkers?
☻I don't get even . . . . . I get odder
☻Allow me to introduce my selves
☻A feature is a bug with seniority
☻If I throw a stick, will you leave?
☻Justice: A decision in your favor
☻Strip mining prevents forest fires
☻A waist is a terrible thing to mind
☻Do not disturb. Already disturbed
☻Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
☻Today's subliminal message is . . .
☻Demons are a Ghouls best Friend
☻Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
☻Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
☻Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
☻I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
☻Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
☻A hangover is the wrath of grapes
☻Everyone is entitled to my opinion
☻If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
☻I don't work here. I'm a consultant
☻Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes
☻The best things in life aren't things
☻I like feminists; I think they're cute
☻I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
☻Does killing time damage eternity?
☻How can there be self-help groups?
☻"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy
☻BIGAMIST --- A heavy fog in Italy
☻Have a nice day. . . somewhere else
☻Guilt -- the gift that keeps on giving
☻Exceptions always outnumber rules
☻Adults are just kids who owe money
☻All stressed out and no one to choke
☻Constipated people don't give a crap
☻I may not be perfect, but I'm all I got
☻Where there's a will, I want to be in it
☻Anything not nailed down is a cat toy
☻Never miss a good chance to shut up
☻All computers wait at the same speed
☻Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
☻How do you get off a non-stop flight?
☻How come night falls but day breaks?
☻How do I set the laser printer to stun?
☻If we quit voting will they all go away?
☻Is it time for your medication or mine?
☻INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
☻I'm not getting older...I'm getting bitter
☻When all else fails manipulate the data
☻I'm as confused as a termite in a yo-yo
☻Insanity is my only means of relaxation
☻No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
☻Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw
☻I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert
☻I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier
☻When money talks, the criminal walks
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